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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2012|11:37 pm]
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Wine wine wine is good good good and no-one one reads this this this but I made my dad some yum yum yums for fathers day. And I want want want to move move move away way way.
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(no subject) [May. 4th, 2012|10:24 pm]
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Time for a trip. Where should I go?
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(no subject) [Dec. 15th, 2010|08:53 pm]
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There's a duck in my bathroom.


No lie.
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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2010|08:40 pm]
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I wonder how much it would suck to be a waitress.

...

And I wonder.
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(no subject) [Jul. 24th, 2010|08:07 pm]
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I grabbed my glass from the window ledge to take another sip of my rum. Floating in said rum was a dead fruit fly. "I wonder," said I, "Did it die from drowning, or from liver failure?"
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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2010|05:41 pm]
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It's my birthday tomorrow and I want to cook something super but I can't think of anything super awesome to make. Ideas? Otherwise I'm ordering chinese!
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2010|05:57 pm]
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I am mobile websurfing.

I'm only making a post cause I know AnG will appreciate it.

Posty posty post.
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2010|08:21 pm]
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[mood |sickgetting sick]

After successfully fixing the washing machine at work today:

Me to co-worker: You owe me 400 dollars.
C-W: Yeah. You also had the plumbers crack thing going on too.
Me: These pants like to fall down.
C-W: Nice.
Me: Whatever. You know it was hot.




Also
You know you'll never be lonely. You know you'll always be loved. And maybe you'll never need more than that.
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(no subject) [Feb. 19th, 2010|11:47 am]
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Happy.
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(no subject) [Aug. 17th, 2009|08:39 pm]
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